Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Simple.Ology....Knowledge to Share!

Which of the following statements are true?

A) The Great Wall of China is the only manmade object you can
see from the moon

B) You might die if you have a fan on in your bedroom while you
are sleeping

C) The Daily Journal ran a competition to see who could save the
most daylight in honor of daylight-savings time

D) Marlboro cigarettes are connected to the KKK

E) You are 97% more likely to achieve your goals if you write
them down.

So, which are true?

As it turns out: only one.

Do you find that surprising?

If so, I'm not surprised. Most people guess that at least 3 of
the above statements are true, but what can be learned from that
is what's really shocking ... (read on)

A. The Great Wall of China myth started before it was possible
to prove it one way or another. It was later disproved when man
finally did make it to the moon. The lesson? Until something is
proven it is purely speculation.

B. This may sound crazy, yet in Korea this is still a commonly
held "truth," even amongst highly-educated people. The lesson?
Just because society says something is true does not mean that
it is.

C. This is actually true. It appears that the Journal staff
didn't really understand the meaning of "Daily Savings Time."
The lesson? Sometimes we dismiss facts simply because they sound
“out of this world” – yet doing so can put us in error.

D. This is another myth, and one so powerful it spread across
America to become common knowledge all the way in Europe. The
lesson? Sometimes people spread information that simply isn't
true.

E. Some success gurus quote a study conducted at Harvard or Yale
where 3% of the graduating students wrote down their goals. It
is then claimed that 20 years on, the same 3% had more net worth
than the remaining 97% combined. This is often cited as truth,
but in fact, the study never happened. The Lesson? Even alleged
experts often get the facts dead wrong.

Interesting, no?

What if this same level of precision could be applied to the
teachings of success and life?

That is what Simpleology is all about. It is the simple
*science* of getting what you want.

No fluff. No myths.

Note from RoyalBitch:
Guys...go grab the book. Read it....it's SIMPLY a great source to understand the nasty world

BRAINWASH...

Hmmm...hari ni kena brainwash lagik. Ada jek yang tak kena. Pendapat tulus ikhlas lagi telus nampaknya tak dihargai. Amat bosan menonggok kat opis membuat sesuatu yang tak dapat aku digest maknanya. Apa sebenarnya sumbangan aku pada negara?

I sound like a broken record...tapi sementelah aku dilahirkan dengan inherent ability untuk komplen berbakul-bakul, that's what I've been doing on constant basis. Aku baru jek tahu yang aku telah up-d-ante untuk meningkatkan tahap pencapaian aku di tangga yang agak tinggi dalam senarai Hate List di M*****. Apa-apa jelah labu....aku datang keja bukan nak buat orang suka kat aku cos at the end of the day, my TRUE (aku ulang..true) job quality will not be reflected berdasarkan emosi hamba-hamba Allah terhadap aku.

It is insane...here I am, stuck within the invisible wall of the asylum day in, day out dotting my i's and crossing my t's..repeatedly doing the same thing and expecting different results. It's very disappointing. Rasa macam deceived tahap dewa bila mendengar kata-kata yang berdegar-degar dari keyplayers kat sini. I mean..camana nak transform kalau the only good thing about us is knowing how to talk around issues, to sugarcoat shits and sing lullaby that kills softly?

And memandai-mandai ni...aku rasa anak cik harun sebelah umah ni yang darjah 2 tu pun tahu camana. Nak jadi tin kosong bukan susah mana pun...asal boleh appear bijak laksana, si kancil pun boleh nampak macam professor. Aku nak job satisfaction..nak mengisi ilmu di dada nan kosong ni..but all i get is disappoinment.

Nampaknya kempunan le aku nak rasa berguna pada agama, bangsa dan negara..unless kita ubah budaya minda kita. Cakap banyak pun taraaa guna... baik tido.

Gila...memang kerja gila.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

THE WITCH WHO RIDES WAJA

Well....it's been quite sometimes i poured my heart and soul in the cyberspace. time is not a luxury for me biarpun berkepuk benda yang nak diluahkan. Too much stuffs clogging my thoughts thus nak menaip pun tak bisa menuntun kata-kata yang indah gitu..

Anyway, dah sebulan di tahun baru..tiada banyak yang berbeza. Masih 1+1 lagi...belum ada rezeki untuk juniors walaupun rasanya sudah gigih berusaha. Kata-kata chech satu ketika dulu menjadi penguat semangat tiap kali rasa nak meraung tengok orang lain sangat gumbira with their little tots..."part berusaha tu best..so savour the moments".Hehehehe...

Walau bagaimanapun, tuntutan kerjaya adakalanya membuatkan aku maha stress. Mungkin dah ada ramai yang maklum bahawa akhirnya aku keluar dari kepompong emasku dan bertukar ke tempat lain atas nama jawatan yang lebih bagak nombornya dari yang terdahulu. Agak hilang akal le jugak di tempat baru..mujur ada rakan seangkatan yang sudi menjadi support system.

The first two weeks aku, Wardah dan Rohid merenung nasib diri yang kami kira agak malangz jugak le. Tempat yang ku sangka hebat membuat aku terkesima...kerana tanggapan palsu itu hanya satu permainan minda. When reality kicks in, baru le tergezut beruk kerana terpaksa berkorban jiwa raga where unhappiness roamed in abundance. At times when my cocky persona take over, I felt like this is an insult to my intelligence, loyalty and comradeship...

I took up the challenge to be at a place where professionals in their right mind would run away helter skelter..kononnya nak jadi iconoclass gitu. But truth to be told..i-got-no-class adalah. Walau pun aku masih percaya ia adalah padang luas yang mempunyai pelbagai ilmu tersirat untuk diteroka menjadi pengalaman berharga, the lost souls yang occupy the building membuat aku sangat down..i hit rock bottom on daily basis.

Di kepompong emas dulu pun tak de gah mana tempatnya. tapi kalau nak dibuat perbandingan yang ikhlas tetapi kejam, lebih baik duduk dipool aje. This is the place where mediocrity eats superstars at breakfast. I believe my two other mates pun merasa yang sama, sementelah kitorang keep consoling each other yang this is fate. Nak ubah apa pun tiada daya. I try to see the best in this place tapi cubaan gagal.

Duh moments tersangatlah banyak terjadi. Sampaikan aku yang berkobra-kobra kini mengikut jejak langkah beberapa orang lagi dengan rela hati menjadi zombie. Nak buat camana...minta minah gerek 41 kontrak bookedkan appoinment ngan pengarah pun dicop bossy. Siap kata lagi...bukan aku yang kasi dia markah LNPT jadi kalau aku nak buat apa-apa, silalah arah diri sendiri.

Agak berapi jek hati aku ni semenjak duamenjak ni. Nak aje aku hidangkan penampor kat pipi tembam dia tu. Nasib baik le aku rasa dah cukup matang untuk menahan diri dari melakukan physical assault(itu pun kerana berjaya email menjadi 10% bitchy to stress my point across). Tapi kalau budak ingusan tu, akal memang pendek sket...sebab instead of going extra miles untuk mengisi spirit "Saya Yang Menurut Perintah", dia pi menyampaikan plak berita yang aku adalah new edition to the ever growing list of witches di perkampungan zombie tu. Adakah patut? Ranks are there for reasons...if you can't respect your seniors then what for you join the service? aku rasa batch 1/2005 dulu dok berbuih kena basuh tentang esprit de corps, respecting the hierarchy...tot net..tot net..tot net bagai. Ni apa jadi generasi baru ni?

However, dunia servis ni kecik je. pusing-pusing orang tu jugak kita berjumpa, berlaga. Hari ni tak nak hormat, mungkin esok lusa tertonggeng kena menyembah. Aku percaya pada karma...so buatlah apa suka sementara boleh. Bila dah sampai turn ngokngekkepalakemek tu merasa pahit racun buatan sendiri, tahulah langit tinggi rendahnya.

Lagipun, I'm a veteran victim of misconception. Dengan segala keistimewaan dan kelebihan yang dianugerahkan Tuhan kat aku, I am just a person people love to hate...tapi ada aku kisah? Bukan aku yang rugi if the idiots are stupid enough tak mau berkawan ngan aku... dioranglah yang terlepas ke'best'annya mempunyai aku untuk menyerikan dunia yang kekadang kelabu ni. Tak caya tanya the privilleged few yang tersenarai menjadi kawan aku...hehehehehheek. Aku ni best taw...

Ok ler.. sesi luahan hati kena dihentikan dulu. Memang tak coherent tapi sapa peduli? apa kisah..nak baca silakan. tak nak baca sudah...

I might not be the brightest bulbs in the room but I have a self-worth..I know what i can bring to the table though yet again, I've been let down by the system I trust most..my hope for a better placement where i can shine is crushed for the umpteenth times by the invisble hands that hold the thread of my prefessional fate.. Maybe it is my destiny to keep falling when i try to gain footing in the bureaucratic world. At least..I'm good enough to know my own shortcomings.

Aku nak tido..tomorrow I'll ride my loyal WAJA again to surrender my soul with a strong faith that on one sweet day, I'll be able to redeem myself out of this purgotary with dignity and integrity still strongly intact..to be a better than ever.

I believe!

Buenos noche...